Remember in Alaadin when he pretended to be a prince just to get the girl? And it worked for a minute, then she found out, and she got pretty pissed? Then he was poor again, and by the third movie they were married?
Here’s a life lesson: If you don’t have the big bucks, don’t act like you do. If she’s only with you for your money, get a new girl. Dates don’t have to be expensive dinners and $20 movies, and gifts don’t have to be diamond necklaces [though, they are nice…]. Take her mini golfing, pick her wild flowers, and write her a love letter. She will be completely smitten and love you forever. If her responsive is negative, she’s a pretty crappy chick.
